Snarky Coloring Page for Adults : People Will Never Forget the Time You Farted

People will forget what you said…people will forget jokes that you told. But people will never forget how you farted that one time

Free Grown-Up Coloring Page : May You Always Make It Home to Poop

Happiness is making it home to poop…everyone hates pooping at work or at somebody else’s house, or even a hotel. So, it is pretty great to make it home before you need to go to the bathroom.

Funny Snarky Quote : Success Was No Accident – You Sucked Your Way to the Top

Success was no accident…there was a lot of sucking and jerking people off involved to get you to where you are today! This is a snarky, funny coloring book page for grown-ups.

Snarky Coloring Page : Funny Stop Hating Yourself Inspirational Quote

This is a great “mean” inspirational quote that you can send to your best friend, sister, or brother to joke-make fun of them

Funny Quotes : Your Parents Put You Down One Day and Never Picked You Up Because They Hate You

Here is a funny, snarky, free coloring page printable for grown-ups. Do you realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a child, and never picked you back up again? That is because they hate you!

Funny Snarky Quote : Never Give Up On Your Stupid, Stupid Dreams

You have dreams, sure you do. And I don’t want you to ever, ever give up on them. Never give up on your stupid, stupid dreams…no matter how stupid they are.

Snarky Quote : Never Give Up On Dreams Because of Time, It Will Pass Like You

Here is a funny, snarky quote that you can color in … a free coloring page printable for adults. Never give up on your dreams because of the time that it will take to accomplish it. The will pass any way…just like you.

Funny Activity Page for Grown-Ups : Kitty Cat Likes the Pole Too Much

Your Kitten’s Obsession with the Pole has Gotten You a Little Worried About Her Future. Be a Good Parent and Support Her New Lifestyle by Drawing Money Underneath the Pole.

Funny Word Scramble Activity Page for Grownups – Sea Whore Has Washed Onto Shore

Try to Push The Sea-Ho Back into the Ocean Before She Dies. They are Very Dangerous and Might Attach Themselves To You. Unscramble this phrase to get the sea whore to go back into the ocean