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The only way that we can avoid other people, we will have to move in with each other. Otherwise, I have to leave the house in order to get to you, and this doesn’t work for me as other people are outside.
Grandma Went Online and Found Out You’re a Whore … we all knew that you were a whore, but now Nana know! Better find a way to get Nana to change her mind out you.
I hate being around people. People judge, ask rude questions, and are simple assholes. The only person who isn’t an asshole is you. I love you because you are demented just like me. Thank you for not being an asshole!
You can have all the coffee that you want, but I don’t see it helping your being a bitch problem that you have. You might want to try Prozac, but coffee doesn’t cure bitch, so you are shit out of luck.
Here is a funny, snarky, free grown-up coloring page. Don’t ever tell a girl / woman that they have a mustache…they don’t seem to care for it at all. in fact, she might get down-right violent.
And Not a Single Fuck was Given on That Fateful Day. It is a great day when you can just sit back, avoid all of your problems, take off of work, and ignore people and your family.
May Your Life Become as Amazing As You Pretend it is on Facebook….may you really meet celebrities, have wine on yachts with royals, have kids that act and behave perfectly, and a husband who rubs your feet while you eat ice cream. You are truly perfect.