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Your Addiction to Eating Looks Like It Is Finally Paying Off

Here is a funny adult coloring page about eating and being fat. It is just a silly meme saying that a person’s addiction to eating seems to be paying off…a mean way to say that “hey, you are getting quite fat”.

Someday You Will Go Far Hopefully Far Far Far Away : Funny Adult Coloring Page

I hope that you have plans for a trip to leave and go far, far, far, away. I know that you will go far away some day. Hopefully, it is to the farthest spot that you can imagine.

Of Course I’d Love to Put My Need Last Again : Free Funny Adult Coloring Page

The part I love about having a husband and kids is that I get to always put my needs absolutely last. I haven’t changed my clothes in 15 days, and that is A-OK with me because I put my children’s needs first.

I Love You So Much So Much Less Than My Cats : Snarky Coloring Page for Grown-Ups

I love you so much, I just don’t you as much as my cats. My cats are everything to me, and I really don’t even like people. But as people go, you are A-Okay.My cats are just so much better than you, which is unfortunate.

You Have a Big Heart to Share Your Vagina with Everyone Whore

You share your vagina with everyone because you are a whore…but it is also very generous of you to share it with all. You have such a huge hear to be so free with your body.

People Are Outside! People Are Why I Hate Nature : Free Adult Coloring Page

I hate nature because it is out with all the people waiting to annoy me. If it wasn’t for people, I would love to go outside. But, no, all the people have to ruin nature for me. All the birds, trees, and butterflies in the world couldn’t make me want to go outside, as long as the human race still exists.

I’m Sorry I Called You A Skanky bitch, okay bitch : Funny Adult Coloring Page

I’m Sorry I Called You A Skanky bitch, okay bitch : Funny Grown-Up Coloring Page I shouldn’t have called you a skanky bitch, do you forgive me, bitch? You…

Do You Notice That It Is Only Poor Fuckers Saying That Money Can’t Buy You Happiness

Don’t listen to a poor person who says that money can’t buy you happiness…because look how far this advice has taken them. Now if Donald Trump tells me that money can’t buy happiness, then I will believe him.

Off is the Way I Wish You Would Fuck : Snarky Free Coloring Page for Grown-Ups

Here is a free coloring page for adults that explains to someone that they should “fuck-off”. In case that person isn’t sure which way they should fuck, you politely point them in the right direction.