People will forget what you said…people will forget jokes that you told. But people will never forget how you farted that one time
Happiness is making it home to poop…everyone hates pooping at work or at somebody else’s house, or even a hotel. So, it is pretty great to make it home before you need to go to the bathroom.
Success was no accident…there was a lot of sucking and jerking people off involved to get you to where you are today! This is a snarky, funny coloring book page for grown-ups.
This is a great “mean” inspirational quote that you can send to your best friend, sister, or brother to joke-make fun of them
Here is a funny, snarky, free coloring page printable for grown-ups. Do you realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a child, and never picked you back up again? That is because they hate you!
You have dreams, sure you do. And I don’t want you to ever, ever give up on them. Never give up on your stupid, stupid dreams…no matter how stupid they are.
Your Kitten’s Obsession with the Pole has Gotten You a Little Worried About Her Future. Be a Good Parent and Support Her New Lifestyle by Drawing Money Underneath the Pole.
Try to Push The Sea-Ho Back into the Ocean Before She Dies. They are Very Dangerous and Might Attach Themselves To You. Unscramble this phrase to get the sea whore to go back into the ocean