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I Will Not Make Any Looks Related Jokes Because I Genuinely Feel Bad About How Ugly You Are. Don’t use this joke on any specific person, this is only meant to be silly. Don’t be mean.
I Will Not Make Any Fat Jokes Because I Genuinely Feel Bad About How Fat You Are. This is a snarky weight joke that is only being silly, please don’t use it for any specific person.
How is it that when I see someone I know, such as a neighbor or a coworker, they seem to hellishly appear in every single aisle? How is that even physically possible?! There are only so many head nods and awkward waves that I am willing to make!!!
If I Cover Up My Eyes Can You Really Disappear for Real? A snarky one-liner joke that you can send to someone that you can’t stand…just for fun.
I Don’t Want to Remember This as a Time That I Could Have Avoided Eye Contact – I want to look back on this time as a time where I could have avoided you entirely.
This is a good pointer for you…nobody loves you as much as you love those damned cats of yours. Maybe if you left the house once in a while without your cat-filled stroller, people would like you a bit more.
This is good, sound advice. If you are a woman, never make eye contact while eating a Popsicle or ice cream cone. This is good advice, as men will ogle you and make you feel like a little whore.
I can’t stand being part of humanity, I am going to leave the general population and move to the woods. In the woods, their are forest animals and nature, but there are no people.
It is so hard not to be a whore….soo, just fuck it, I’m going to the whore I always dreamed I would be. I’m going to fuck this and I’m going to fuck that until I’m sore.