Tag: funny eye contact

I Don’t Want to Remember This as a Time That I Could Have Avoided Eye Contact

I Don’t Want to Remember This as a Time That I Could Have Avoided Eye Contact – I want to look back on this time as a time where I could have avoided you entirely.

Never Make Eye Contact When Eating a Popsicle or Ice Cream Cone

This is good, sound advice. If you are a woman, never make eye contact while eating a Popsicle or ice cream cone. This is good advice, as men will ogle you and make you feel like a little whore.