Tag: free coloring page for adults
People will forget what you said…people will forget jokes that you told. But people will never forget how you farted that one time
Success was no accident…there was a lot of sucking and jerking people off involved to get you to where you are today! This is a snarky, funny coloring book page for grown-ups.
I hope that you have plans for a trip to leave and go far, far, far, away. I know that you will go far away some day. Hopefully, it is to the farthest spot that you can imagine.
You share your vagina with everyone because you are a whore…but it is also very generous of you to share it with all. You have such a huge hear to be so free with your body.
I hate nature because it is out with all the people waiting to annoy me. If it wasn’t for people, I would love to go outside. But, no, all the people have to ruin nature for me. All the birds, trees, and butterflies in the world couldn’t make me want to go outside, as long as the human race still exists.
Wow, I love how young at heart you are…it is like you are a small, happy child playing at the park. But, has anyone ever told you that you look old as fuck. I mean, I almost mistook you for Betty White.