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Off is the Way I Wish You Would Fuck : Snarky Free Coloring Page for Grown-Ups

Here is a free coloring page for adults that explains to someone that they should “fuck-off”. In case that person isn’t sure which way they should fuck, you politely point them in the right direction.

Grandma Went Online and Found Out You’re a Whore

Grandma Went Online and Found Out You’re a Whore … we all knew that you were a whore, but now Nana know! Better find a way to get Nana to change her mind out you.

I Hate Other People I’m Glad You Aren’t Other People Other People Are Assholes

I hate being around people. People judge, ask rude questions, and are simple assholes. The only person who isn’t an asshole is you. I love you because you are demented just like me. Thank you for not being an asshole!

Girl Coffee Won’t Cure Bitch : Free Funny Coloring Page for Grown-Ups

You can have all the coffee that you want, but I don’t see it helping your being a bitch problem that you have. You might want to try Prozac, but coffee doesn’t cure bitch, so you are shit out of luck.

You Tell Your Girl That You Love Her Mustache And She Tears Your Dick Off

Here is a funny, snarky, free grown-up coloring page. Don’t ever tell a girl / woman that they have a mustache…they don’t seem to care for it at all. in fact, she might get down-right violent.

And Not a Single Fuck was Given on That Fateful Day : Snarky Adult Coloring Page

And Not a Single Fuck was Given on That Fateful Day. It is a great day when you can just sit back, avoid all of your problems, take off of work, and ignore people and your family.

May Your Life Become as Amazing As You Pretend it is on Facebook

May Your Life Become as Amazing As You Pretend it is on Facebook….may you really meet celebrities, have wine on yachts with royals, have kids that act and behave perfectly, and a husband who rubs your feet while you eat ice cream. You are truly perfect.