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I Love You So Much So Much Less Than My Cats : Snarky Coloring Page for Grown-Ups

I love you so much, I just don’t you as much as my cats. My cats are everything to me, and I really don’t even like people. But as people go, you are A-Okay.My cats are just so much better than you, which is unfortunate.

You Have a Big Heart to Share Your Vagina with Everyone Whore

You share your vagina with everyone because you are a whore…but it is also very generous of you to share it with all. You have such a huge hear to be so free with your body.

People Are Outside! People Are Why I Hate Nature : Free Adult Coloring Page

I hate nature because it is out with all the people waiting to annoy me. If it wasn’t for people, I would love to go outside. But, no, all the people have to ruin nature for me. All the birds, trees, and butterflies in the world couldn’t make me want to go outside, as long as the human race still exists.

You are Young at Heart But Look Old as Fuck : Free Coloring Page for Grown-Ups

Wow, I love how young at heart you are…it is like you are a small, happy child playing at the park. But, has anyone ever told you that you look old as fuck. I mean, I almost mistook you for Betty White.

I’m Sorry I Called You A Skanky bitch, okay bitch : Funny Adult Coloring Page

I’m Sorry I Called You A Skanky bitch, okay bitch : Funny Grown-Up Coloring Page I shouldn’t have called you a skanky bitch, do you forgive me, bitch? You…

Do You Notice That It Is Only Poor Fuckers Saying That Money Can’t Buy You Happiness

Don’t listen to a poor person who says that money can’t buy you happiness…because look how far this advice has taken them. Now if Donald Trump tells me that money can’t buy happiness, then I will believe him.

Off is the Way I Wish You Would Fuck : Snarky Free Coloring Page for Grown-Ups

Here is a free coloring page for adults that explains to someone that they should “fuck-off”. In case that person isn’t sure which way they should fuck, you politely point them in the right direction.

To Avoid Other People I Think We Should Move In With Each Other

The only way that we can avoid other people, we will have to move in with each other. Otherwise, I have to leave the house in order to get to you, and this doesn’t work for me as other people are outside.

Grandma Went Online and Found Out You’re a Whore

Grandma Went Online and Found Out You’re a Whore … we all knew that you were a whore, but now Nana know! Better find a way to get Nana to change her mind out you.