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I Don’t Want to Remember This as a Time That I Could Have Avoided Eye Contact

I Don’t Want to Remember This as a Time That I Could Have Avoided Eye Contact – I want to look back on this time as a time where I could have avoided you entirely.

Remember Nobody Loves You As Much As You Love Your Cats

This is a good pointer for you…nobody loves you as much as you love those damned cats of yours. Maybe if you left the house once in a while without your cat-filled stroller, people would like you a bit more.

Never Make Eye Contact When Eating a Popsicle or Ice Cream Cone

This is good, sound advice. If you are a woman, never make eye contact while eating a Popsicle or ice cream cone. This is good advice, as men will ogle you and make you feel like a little whore.

Fuck This Shit – I’m Moving to the Woods : Funny Free Coloring Page for Grown-Ups

I can’t stand being part of humanity, I am going to leave the general population and move to the woods. In the woods, their are forest animals and nature, but there are no people.

Fuck It I’m Going To Be a Whore : Free Funny Grown-Up Coloring Page

It is so hard not to be a whore….soo, just fuck it, I’m going to the whore I always dreamed I would be. I’m going to fuck this and I’m going to fuck that until I’m sore.

Your Addiction to Eating Looks Like It Is Finally Paying Off

Here is a funny adult coloring page about eating and being fat. It is just a silly meme saying that a person’s addiction to eating seems to be paying off…a mean way to say that “hey, you are getting quite fat”.

Someday You Will Go Far Hopefully Far Far Far Away : Funny Adult Coloring Page

I hope that you have plans for a trip to leave and go far, far, far, away. I know that you will go far away some day. Hopefully, it is to the farthest spot that you can imagine.

Of Course I’d Love to Put My Need Last Again : Free Funny Adult Coloring Page

The part I love about having a husband and kids is that I get to always put my needs absolutely last. I haven’t changed my clothes in 15 days, and that is A-OK with me because I put my children’s needs first.

Yikes My Post Sounds Bitchy – I’ll Fix it With an LOL : Free Coloring Page for Grown-Ups

Uh oh, did I sound bitchy when I commented on your post or when I posted it to my facebook wall. I really didn’t mean to sound so bitchy, I will put an LOL at the end of it, so it makes you wonder if I was trying to be funny.